Halloween Trick or Treat Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!" More #halloween funnies below.

What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!

Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.

What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!

What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"

Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.

What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!

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